1. Do you believe yourself good/evil? I'm an evil, dastardly creature that will summon forth the apocalypse because I don't abide by socially acceptable moral structures. That sounds rational, right?

2. Do you believe in such a thing? As much as I believe in Santa.

3. Do you want to change? To some extent. I'd like to be more readily functional instead of having to think every action through thoroughly beforehand to avoid wreaking havoc on my pretty lovely & humble life. But would I want to be like everyone else? **** no.

Hopefully that was an acceptable group of answers. Oh, before I forget... Welcome, warm greetings, salutations, & all of that ****.