I was weeding while the unsuccessful yard sale was happening. Spouse was on the porch, I looked up and said, "you know what I'd like about now"? She said, "what"? I said, "a beer and a cigarette". She said, "well, it's been 19 and 14 years (respectively) since you've had one or the other, do you really want them"? I said, "no, it's just that sometimes it pops into my head from out of no where. Guess it's time for a meeting".