"a figurative add interpretation from me"

...oh yeah ....ya see it on the box there?

when we buy a puzzle from the shop and there is a nice picture of what the puzzle will look like once all the little jigsaw pieces are put together fit together how they be meant to fit together.

well thats just fine awesome...until you get home eager to assemble the puzzle cos wanna make the picture and it's fun yep...BUT

how come there's a shitload more pieces in the box it said 1000 pieces and theres surely a million and if I'm not completely blind they are all BLANK!

...and it's a ploy from the synaptic gods the door slams shut and locks tight and the blinking little light bulb above my head reveals an intermittent glow in this airtight little room I'm stuck in ...

okidoke...then, better start putting this jigsaw together make all the pieces fit together as it seems I've got forever to do it