When you walk out of your apartment and think "where did I park my car?" and the immediate response is "wait where did I go last?" And you haven't the slightest clue to either question right away.

When your maintenance man comes to fix your air conditioner and after he leaves you notice your my little ponies sitting out on the bed. You start concocting plans in your head of reasons why my little ponies would be out on your bed that don't include anything like "I have small children that live inside of me".

When you spend an entire week living off nothing but fruity pebbles. The little ones have reign.

When you find a dora the explorer ring in your bed, well used and your immediate response is to start questioning your level of coconsciousness, but you find out you picked it up in the laundromat washer. Phew.

When everybody calls you a liar, but you've never lied.