...well I proved my point in bizarre fashion!

I left home after writing the above thing yesterday to do some work and was in reasonable spirits...suddenly paranoid I would be crushed by a truck in the traffic but fine anyway!

I'm on this persons roof and had no idea I would be on this persons roof because I communicate poorly and I could have borrowed a ladder from somebody but I hate asking for things at any time...

getting on the roof was not so hard but getting down was gonna be a problem but I did notice a kids trampoline in the backyard so kept that in mind as the solution though I was not looking forward to that!

...finished cleaning out the gutters and stuff made my way to where the trampoline was and it was not close and I thought "oh crap!...thats a bloody leap that is, surely I aint gonna do it am I?

next thing I'm in the air and landing horribly on this thing my knees hit my face so hard they almost were out the back of my head I get whiplash and my back does something disagreeable.

...so I wake up today with a neck like a piece of wood and my skeletal system just feels all wrong

what a knob!