So I'm done with T, and I was being all reminiscent. This is a completely light hearted thread, so post all your funny/memorable moments with your T.
I'll start.
Me: What? How is meditating helpful? How is it possible to think about NOTHING? I don't get it...
T: Geeeezus dr, what? You ALWAYS think? At any given moment? What do you do when you go to sleep?
Me: ... Well, I think about things, until I drift off...
T: *smiles* Oh, about what?
Me: Conversations, situations... Tonight, I'm pretty sure there'll be an exaggerated version of this conversation in my head.
T:... And you say you have insomnia?

Me: ... Crap.