This happens about once a month:

T: ok wiki, I am going to get mushy
Wiki: no, no, please I hate that, don't...ugh
T: I like you as a person.
Wiki: Aaaaaaasaahhh, f you, shut the f up
T: (laughing) I'm entitled to my feelings.
wiki: I don't pay you to feel. Crap. Ugh. yuck.