You could put some of that "itch powder" in his PJ's... Might keep him out of them for awhile... grins.... If you can't find the itch powder, extra starch his jammies... starch em so much that they can stand up ... grins

And that foul mood...I'd make him sleep on the porch for that....

Suggestion box here... Tell him it would be nice if he had dinner ready when you got home for work.. and if he doesn't your are going to hire a sexy, male cook.........live in too...and move his (hubby's) butt to the basement