Sometimes I come into session feeling very emotional, and he'll often make the comment "You appear to be agitated" because I'm never able to jump right into what's on my mind.

So .... one day I came in just about ready to explode with anger and frustration. As we walked in to his office, he was behind me, and before he could say anything I said "Just don't say 'You appear to be agitated.'" Without a second of hesitation, he said "You appear to be agitated."

Didn't know whether to laugh or punch him ......