My T and I were discussing that my husband did not move out when I asked him to. We had kind of run through my options, including filing legal paperwork. Some time later, I said something about sex with my husband.
My T was like, "you're still having sex with him?"
Me: yes
T: if you keep having sex with him he's never moving out! Why are you still having sex with him?
Me: it's fun. I like it.
T: Jesus Christ, do you not know how to masturbate?! Do you not own a vibrator?!
Me.