(warning: creativity even I don't quite get!)

sure it's a devastating thing a real life wrecker a blitz!

...but what do you see? what do you really see beyond the crap?

theres a cloud!...hmmm.... I SEE the tiny water droplet dudes leaving the lake and missing there buddies but soon weightless excited meeting new buddies in the cloud to make a cloud with their new water droplet buddies!

theres a cat paw print in my garden, was it fat ginger, thin starved tabby, stray poor thing...wonder where it was all day what path it took to arrive here and move on? maybe it leapt from roof to roof studied a bird for a while watched, but it passed by here yep did it try to make out with other cats...I hope it scored!
....and what was the bird up to?...there are so MANY of them omg!!

my letterbox could be my enemy today bad news good news? but it's painted nice and black....should I bash it with a HUGE hammer set it on fire tie it to my car and accelarate past the police station burning with excitement?...or should I stay in bed this week....alright lets wash them sheets....now or later?....if

God wants me to surf today in unfashionable tracksuit pants even though I might drown and some kid will steal my board dammit! what if there are no car parks I'm already in the water F you god thanks alot but I still need you half the time!

...that unbelievably smaller than usual housefly has me bemused thinking it's a person reincarnated and every attempt I make to kill it fails so maybe it's not there....oops? and it's so friendly I want to defend it from myself?

I threw them sandshoes out I meant to but now I need them back why don't I just buy some more I am way too scared to shop, they all want to talk to me I HATE them!

I saw the moon the other night and felt for sure like I was born there and this impressed me but my mum later explained exactly how that was impossible even though I tried other planets on her! I'm still impressed I intend to prove my mum was on the moon ....I NEED her to be there for me on the moon DAMMIT!

I went to buy grass seeds but suddenly distrusted that there were any because I never seen one on the lawn mate no way so leave me alone. I'm gonna keep looking and stop eating that damn cheeseburger I will KILL you now give me a hug....oooh thats nice

while falling in love I kept falling

during dinner I made plans to wash all the plates I had ever seen!

.....and this would be awesome don't stop me.

I loved harder and better than anyone ever I ever knew ever and will continue to when it suits me.