I wish I had a punch bag Pete...
I was trying to defuse by sleeping (my no1 tactic) but woke up to the kittens in my house meowing bout how strange and lazy I am, they can't figure me out, I'm not like any other KITTEN, no s.h.i.t sherlock! Wtf? Yesterday they avoided my tear-stained face like the effing plague, today me avoiding them is a problem! I did what they asked, went and bought lunch ingredients in the rain, didn't even complain, YTF can't I sleep? ESPECIALLY since I explained that lion-sleep is a MAJOR indicator of lion explosions!

Can't wait to get away, this kitten infestation is getting to me!