none of these are mine, but here are a few for you to think about
I have to put potato chips in my hamburger because....
I have to have all the lights in the room on / off at night because....
I have to get someone else to drive my car over the oil pit at Jiffy Lube because....
there are a lot of things. you'll get there.
of course, there is always the killer......
I have to avoid talking with T about ______________ because.....