I can sorta relate to you. Just the other day someone was jaywalking while I was parked at a red light in my head I was begging him to say something to me so I could go off on him. I will cut people off purposely if they don't use their signal light or if they are going to slow or any minor thing to annoy me. Oh and don't you dare screw up my food order, I will tear a strip off of them. People calling to sell me something or even when they have a wrong number get their ear chewed off if I am irritable. If I am in a good mood tho I will play with them, make them wait on hold for 10 mins or say absurd things to them that I won't mention on here heehee. Welcome to the group, it's helped me lots even if it is just knowing I'm not alone