The only reason she prays for longevity is bcoz she's scared I screw up my daughter, she wants to be around until Jordan is old enough to fend for herself...

Gee thanks mom, and here I was feeling good about my stellar efforts

ETA...Well bcoz of her admission and *jokes* about Jordan having me institutionalized asap, I atleast know that despite vehemently denying my dx, she admits I'm some kinda crazy.