I don't know if you got the BBC commentary or something else, Costello, but the BBC commentary on the Athlete's Parade was horrific. I think they managed to mention every single genocide in the last 100 years except those directly perpetrated by white people.

There was a twenty-minute bit in the entertainment part that was all about the National Health Service, though. I liked that, because it was a big "***** you, David Cameron", and also because I think Mitt Romney was in the audience. And Queenie was in a mini Bond film with Daniel Craig!!

Oh, and we had the teletext on . . . it was pretty miserable for the English bits, but when Jacques Rogge came on and spoke French, all it said was "[He speaks in French]"! HA! Never mind that for his speech, I was all like . . . [She speaks in French] FERME TA GUEULE!!!