And to him, I sent the following email which I expect to hurt his feelings: "Besides elliptical for you, my ex also recommends therapy for your hatred of your body for its refusal to burn fuel the way it used to, and for masochism that stems from this hatred and manifests itself in abstaining from food. He knows N., who is one of the best therapists in your city. She uses the Gestalt method. And like you N. chain-smokes, so ex thinks you would work well together. She has too long of a waitlist, but if you want it, ex will place you at the top of the list. Ex also suggests that you visit your GP and tell him or her your theory of skipping lunch and inquire from him or her what the short- and long-term consequences would be for you if you insist on putting this theory into practice. Our 14 year old is also wondering about your muscles and how you will deal with young ladies (she knows that you are divorcing and are not engaged in physical exercise) - she says that young ladies like muscles and she probably knows best. So as you see, everyone is worried about you." This was all about his preference for skipping lunch and not engaging in exercise.