Well lets see now, it always gets in the way, it erects when you don't want it to and never when you do. Nuts get squished often and when you get past 50 you are prone to getting Peyronie's Disease. If it's not big enough you don't get enough attention and can develop a complex over it. If it's to big you get to much attention and it becomes an obsession. If you shake it more than 5 times after urination then your playing with it.

The only good thing I have gotten from having one is knowing I can increase it's size just by pulling on it.....O ya, and my son too :-)