Oh for crying out loud! Now, I realize I live in Wisconsin and that deer hunting is like a major religious experience for the majority of men up here, but this one guy just sent me an ice breaker and one of his pictures has him sticking his tongue on a dead deer's nose as it's hanging from a tree.

NEXT!!

P.S. Just to shake things up, because I just can't resist, I added this opening paragraph to my profile. How much you wanna bet I'll still get messages from this type of guy saying they read every word of my profile and are intrigued?

"Petite, spiritually-sensitive, art-appreciating, non-Christian, politically-liberal, rarely-drinking woman seeks 6'1"-plus, fat, hairy, beer-chugging, deer-slaughtering, mullet-sporting, #4 jersey-wearing, gay-bashing "man" to teach me how life should really be lived. NOT! "