Bipolar1Disorder wins. Flawless Victory. Fatality. - Mortal Kombat Announcer/Shao Kahn

It's not particularly amazing, promise. I'm not a woman, so I don't know if the equivalent action hurts as much, but getting hit in the..."family jewels?" Oh my sweet God the pain. Couple that with the dozens of times you get to display yourself as a kid when called up to the board (which, by the way, your teacher? She knows. Psychic abilities, I swear), the fact it essentially has a "Use by" date of 50-60, nothing you can EVER do will make parts of your anatomy look acceptable in the mirror (I'd elaborate if I could word it without being too frank...)...prostate exams...have you ever seen a urinal? Nothing more awkward than standing there exposed by another exposed dude bumping your shoulder while you both try to pee. Redefines stage fright...I don't think I've used one in a decade. Granted, a decade puts me at 9 last time I used one...but I think that's pretty accurate of a guess. :/

You know the weird thing about getting hit "there"? It only hurts there for a few seconds. The bulk of the pain is actually up, like in your stomach...never understood that.

I wouldn't trade it...I don't think I could mentally handle a monthly cycle (blood outside of movies and video games makes me cringe...and from there? I don't think I'd be quite the same after the first time... ), and no amount of epidural could make childbirth an okay prospect for me...but it's not all flowers and sunshine on our side of the fence, just like yours isn't.

I hope my response didn't seem flippant of the topic at hand. I just had a lot of fun browsing through this is all. I do completely understand the curiosity. Speaking honestly, I envy the ability for the fabled "multiple orgasms," among a few other curiosities, but I wouldn't swap teams.