"Might as well be walking on the sun"

....That's a line from a song by Smashmouth I think. Don't know the title of the song, but it's perfect for this weather. HUMID too..Thunderstorms & floods in some places.
Stupid cable box is like a space heater, putting out heat all the time into the air. Ancient stove with pilot lights do the same...in a cramped kitchen with no ventilation. I stay out of there as much as possible.
This weather makes me drowsy, and I was having a good snooze yesterday when I dozed off in front of the TV. The phone rang, waking me up. That part was bad enough, but when I saw it was "Unknown Caller" with no message, it made me want to do this: