Now this one is really weird...
Free Aloettes:
I have an Alien Aloe. How do I know this? Because ever since the rover landing on Mars my aloe has been reproducing at an alarming rate. Unlike the effect of gamma rays on man-in-the-moon marigolds, which I only know of because I had to memorize some lengthy monologue in Ms. Bawanga's 10th grade drama class, this plant is real! These aloettes are about to come out of their pot and take over my kitchen. I'm pretty sure. PLUS we had a blue moon in July, the month of the rover landing, so DOUBLE WAMMIE!!!
You do the math! 2 moons + 1 rover landing = 6 aloettes. <<< THAT just DOESN'T add UP!
We only think the rover is sending back photos, but this plant is evidence there is more than data bits and pixels downloading from the Red Rover.

RED ROVER?!? Aww Ha! Another coincidence???? I think not ~ Red Rover Red Rover let Alien Aloes come over! Who knew Martians would be....GREEN Aloe!?! Another coincidence???
Always a grain of truth in myth and now you can share in the mystery with an Aloette from my Alien Aloe.

I will be in the Belo Garden tomorrow, Sunday, 11am to noon with my Alien Aloe. **IN THE EVENT OF RAIN - THIS OFFER WILL BE POSTPONED***TBD
I will have Aloettes for 6 people willing to risk the safety of their own kitchen with...an Alien Aloette.
I will be the one that answers to the name: Seymour.

*disclaimer: I have no direct evidence this plant is alienated, illegal or here on a work visa. All my claims could be false and should be considered to be outrageous and misleading. Except: I do have 6 Aloettes to re-home and I will answer to the name Seymour.