As the title says, I haven't been able to remember anything about my dreams in years. The only thing I did different was go to a party and get drunk, then come back home, which probably explains why it makes little sense.

I was in a series of bare-knuckle fights (I do full-contact sparring in reality) to get some sort of initiation. There were a bunch of people, half dressed in red (I was in red), the other dressed in blue and a few in white which were medical attendants. I won against everyone, then somehow it faded out into an old-school Mario video game where I was a character in it. I had to fight Warrio, only he was dressed in both blue and red, instead of his traditional colours. I beat him as well. The scene then went to a wild party with a good deal of sex, ironically it resembled the party I was just at.

When I went in my house, I somehow became a cartoon part of Family Guy. This faded out to a school setting that had bits and pieces from the university I attended, the college I will attend and my previous high-schools. The Family Guy scene was still with me all as cartoons and we basically toured around, then went to the research labs that I worked in. We were mixing chemicals when it zoomed in like how CSI does to a tiny particle. I was mingling with the other chemical particles, got airborne and went inside someone. The scene changed as I was no longer a Family Guy character but a human in the cartoon movie of Osmosis Jones but only briefly.

Somehow I ended up in a few music videos of bands that I love but mostly as a by-stander. When I went to approach the band members, the security guards wouldn't let me and they were wearing all red, tore off my clothes and apparently I had on all-red clothes. Again there was a large bare knuckle brawl and once I got the upper hand, I got autographs from the band members.

I was cheering and somehow ended up in WWE/WWF with The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, both of which were in their usual personas. They took me to a gym where there was Mark Henry in an arm-wrestling match and wanted to challenge me. I was reluctant but Stone Cold shoved me and I tried but miserably lost. I wanted to get an autograph from Mark Henry but he pushed me through a door and I fell into Halo 2 Slayer mode, where the other Halo characters were random people or my friends. We went back and forth between being inside the game to playing the game, and I sometimes won, sometimes lost (which is typical when we play in reality). Each time I won, there was a party with hot semi-naked ladies but the losing friends couldn't participate unless they were waved in by Austin Powers. Same thing if I lost, I had to be waved in by Austin Powers to join. There was a large scene where all of my ex-girlfriends were, some were happy, sad, angry or in the mood, but for some reason it was in the scene of Two and a Half Men with Austin Powers and Charlie Harper. This ended back in the Osmosis Jones scene but we were traveling through the heart, blood vessels and went through a bunch of synapses in the brain. Each synapse had a friend, ex-girlfriend and oddly enough Gordon Ramsay. He started to cook some stuff while going through a bunch of synapses when I woke up.