TTGB is a POST *****! There I said it . Way too funny, i had to read 5 pages of TTGB. lol. Cracked me up.

So here's how things are going for me:
H: let's take my mom out to eat, what does everyone want?
MIL: Clam Chowdah (well, she said chowder...but anyways)
Son: Fried Scallops
Daughter: Clam Strips
H: Fish and Chips
Wiki: um??? Spinach...tofu...artichokes?

So we end up at a clam shack that didn't even have bottled water. I sat there watching while everyone ate. They had steamed broccoli, but it had butter on it already.

So now I am home, and I am baking an artichoke with garlic.