Well...if anything, I think I've found a new candidate for funniest topic title here so far...

I'm kidding with you. But in seriousness, happy as we are for you, I don't think it's an entirely appropriate discussion in the context of the site. Most people are here in order to receive help on a given issue. While I'm glad you overcame your...hesitation with the female anatomy, so to speak...I don't think it fits the context of an "issue," if you take my meaning. Additionally, I do think your description might be considered offensive. You might want to ask a member of the moderation team to allow to to amend that (if they can...I don't know what they can/can't do).