Everytime I get ahead just a little tiny bit-something always comes along and whammies me back to where I was.
I cannot get a leg up on things no matter how hard I try.
It's like there's always some evil troll blocking my way and refuses to let me pass.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Why won't life just cut me a break already?