NO NO NO!!!!!! "Purple". You better not get on that slide! It may look fun with its swirly little form, but it ends quick and then your at the bottom. Keep up reading your work. That's a good start to transition back to your job. If your still gaining weight and not eating, then it may be a thyroid. That may be the root of your problems at hand. Find a video game to get into with your son or a memory game on a handheld PS or something to occupy your mind for hours on end and improve your brain power.
Do you mind if I giggle a little about your "squirts" post; just because we've mostly have all been there. If we can't find a little humour within ourselves and eachother, then we will truely begin to die.
now for a BIG hug!