Haha, mine's a hoarder and I definitely didn't get that!
Mine will never retire (too many bad decisions), but did (and presumably still does, I can't deal with her) all this kind of stuff like you talk about Venus. OMG. The most ridiculous things. I totally understand.
(Heheh, it's not that I've not done a million projects, but I tend to get rid of the evidence.

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