. . . you make a date with a new person you want to go out with, then you get off the phone and call him all types of names, then you set your alarm, go to sleep, wake up later, look at the clock, realize you slept in a couple of hours, check the alarm with your glasses on, realize you set it for am instead of pm, feel sorry about it, text that you are sorry, then celebrate.

Thumbs up for the system. It rules!