You will find someone to pamper I'm sure. Do you have any pets? You could pamper them, if you do. When I had my dog I pampered him a lot, doggy calogne, clothing, winter coats, boots. He was a pug and he loved it... kinda.

Deal, haha wait no this is a trick!

But I did find this... http://www.ehow.com/how_2282599_crea...s-costume.html