Just for information.....
If you need a job there are a couple of areas that you can consider. First is nursing. Through a community college it is possible to get training to be an LVN in one year (in most states) or an RN in two. Some people get the LVN then work their way to their RN. It's almost recession proof and has so many avenues to follow and possibilities for advancement. You can do some of the training online.

Another possibility is teaching English as a second language. It doesn't take long to get certification, but you must be careful to get it from a reputable institution. I think you can do some of this training online also.

Good luck