This guy dies and he goes to Hell. Satan meets him at the brimstone gates and starts showing him around.

As they walk through hell, the guy notices a pit, covered with great iron bars. “In that pit is where we keep all the murderers,” Satan tells him. They go a little further, and he sees another pit covered with heavy iron bars. That is where we keep all the rapists, Satan tells him.

They walk a bit further and the guy sees a pit full of people, but with no iron bars covering it at all. He asks Satan, “Who is in that pit?” Satan tells him that pit is where we keep all the alcoholics and drug addicts.

The guy asks Satan, how come you don’t have any bars over that pit, aren’t you afraid they will try to escape? Satan says “I’m not worried about any of them getting out, when one of them tries to get out, one of his buddies always drags him back in.”

Richard