Seriously!

I am so lazy lately.

Sometimes I jump in the shower quickly without washing my hair, and I think, "Geez. This is going to take a long time, plus I'll have to dry myself, and there are so many extra things that didn't used to exist that I'll need to lift and dry under."

That's my "fast method" (without washing hair) and I'm thinking the "fast method" is way too long.

On the days when I go all out and wash hair, shave legs, etc., it takes me freakin' 45 minutes in the shower. Then it takes forever to dry this fat body.

On top of that, must comb through this rat's nest on my head and do a wet ponytail. I've only bothered to blow dry and flat iron it twice in the last two months. What an ordeal.