Oh gosh, so I'm reading way too deep, next was gonna suggest the myth of Inanna's decent into the underworld lol.

Dang so you really do need to cut it then. I'm so sorry clumps coming out

I personally think you have a perfect figure and would trade my height and boobs for your shortie-ness in a minute. And your face is unique and gorgeous, will look fabulous with any hair and any ears!