hahahahaha, Maven.

I told my daughter that he PMd me and she goes "You should have told him "Go to hell, you greasy son of a beep." He had bad hygiene habits. He got really smelly and greasy at his job in a plastics factory yet only showered every 3 days or so. He didn't start out that way, but figured he could ease off on daily showers once he had me hooked. If I asked if he was going to shower on any give day, his answer was "are we going to have sex if I do?" Uhhhhhh, not necessarily, but it will definitely increase the likelihood.

Guess his next girlfriend eventually got tired of the stinkiness, aversion to sex with a real live person, the constant video gaming, and illegal downloading/copying and selling of video games, too, not to mention having to be a non-stop chaperone to his parents on the yearly trip to Mexico because his mom can't stand being alone with his dad.

Yeah, I reallllly want to get back together with this guy. NOT!