I don't know whether to take this seriously .... or not!

I guess it ensures a good, satisfying night's sleep. You're not gonna wake up hungry in the middle of the night! But then again, the aroma of ham all night long ...???? I think I'd wake up craving some mustard, and probably some rye, to put it all together and really just pig out!!
But thanks for this ... the title of the thread is the best I've seen in a long time. It brought a much-needed smile! Thanks ....