Sorry, Blue!
When I had my triplets I lost my ability to smell chit-seriously! I can smell other things, but not super foul smells, so the dogs could fart all over me, and I wouldn't know it. Probably it has happened, and I have gone somewhere afterwords, and been very offensive. Maybe that's why I was the only one not invited to a recent cookout!
I'm sorry it was dog farts that put you over the edge to light up again. If you were close, I would drive beers to you. I have some in the fridge. Wine is my sin of choice, so the beers can stay there for months.
Bluemountains