Ahhhhhhhh... the F R E E D O M to be who I am!! No more walking on eggshells and breaking them anyway! I can do what I damn well please WHEN and HOW I damn well please!! Nobody flying off the handle and slamming and throwing things around and disappearing for days!!!

BTW, I don't take special orders on those T-shirts. You'll just have to pick one you like the best. They're all one-of-a-kind!