(no apologies for weird topics...they are just for me really)

....tinned food is the best thing ever invented....but it was not always that way.

it was invented for the soldiers in 'world war 1' ....but the tins were built like off road vehicles.

so they had to shoot them open with their rifles!

"so what the hell am I on about?"....again!!

this mania has been going on for days....and I really do enjoy food...but I just cannot be bothered eating any of it...

so I never bothered to buy much of it...and whatever I did buy some time ago aint no good anymore and is in the bin....along with the milk...the bread...and whatever else has a damn date on it!

and even though I'm in my own personal war thank f.ck I don't need a damn rifle to blow open the can of spaghetti I better eat this morning