There's always a way out. Once I dreamed I was lost in a cave and a glowing blue girl led me out. I was a girl at the time. We were the same age. The "glowing blue girl" has become a theme of mine and now she's more like a glowing blue woman, but she's that part of me that can always lead me back.

That statue, tho, he's not sad. He's saying: "I can't believe I just dropped my cell phone on that guy's car!"

Or maybe another statue just said to him: "And this guy was like, omg did you see that pigeon, and I'm like what's a pigeon, and he's like those stupid birds that poop on us, and I was like, omg I didn't know those things had a name! LOL."