Hey guys. Everyone is worrying about t dumping them, and I kind of feel guilty that I made you all nervous. You need to know, I have extenuating circumstances. And I have never had a t dump me before the good frau, and she dumped within a month, but for some weird reason is willing to see me thru to another t. So, you are most likely, statistically safe. I don't see any of your behaviors as warranting firing.

The Frau was wearing
(I wouldn't be caught dead in them...just sayin)