Imagine this.....

If Barbie were real she would be 7 feet tall. Her boobs would be so big, that they could crush a small child to death! Her waist line is so tiny that she is actually starving to death. Her hips are so wide she couldn't pass through a normal sized door. Her arms are so short, she'd be like a T-Rex! Her legs are so long that "tall sized" jeans would only come to her knees, and due to her short arms she would have to have an assistant tie her shoes (which she couldn't see anyway past her monster boobs.) Her feet are so tiny she couldn't stand up or walk, she just falls over! Due to being top heavy! You think you have trouble finding clothes, imagine being a giant 6 foot dinosaur woman who can't stand up....

If anyone is deformed, it's Barbie!