well this is going to be totally inappropriate, so i won't post his lyrics here. but i love Frank Zappa, and this song is really wacky and inappropriate but makes me lmao, favorite line is "ladies you can be an a.sshole too". it's called Broken Hearts Are For A.ssholes. not for kids, but some pretty funny chit.

but seriously, im all heart, too much, i cant even count how many times my heart's been broken, and hearts i've broken.. you think a romantic love life hurts, think parenting love -- that's a killer for sure.
loveya dublmonk i like how clinte says it