I just thought of something that made me laugh.

One of my biggest "embarrassments" as a teenager was being small breasted. Oh how I wanted to be bigger. It was a blessing in disguise, let me tell you. Now all of those girls who were big and busty at 16-17 have to hold their udders up while walking down stairs to prevent getting whacked in the face, while mine are still firm and perky, even after two kids and breast feeding.