Not real, an ad-lib using the A&C skit.
Granola girls...rofl. H just calls me Earthy Crunchy.

I haven't really formed an opinion of Kombucha. I don't generally like fermented drinks, yeast upsets my stomach. However, I do know that a lot of this homeopathic stuff needs to be watered down for children as it is strong. Also, who would send a glass bottle to school? Put the drink in a water bottle for crying out loud. That's just stupidity. IMO.

(but the school totally over reacted and should be sued for putting undue stress on that child)