God, how I would love to have a full-out, gloves-off, (very supportive and compassionate) zombie, round table, potluck about the major benefits of one wing over the other, and how best to make an EDUCATED decision.

I'd also like to explain to those that are unsure about history, international affairs, economics, "green" energy, national governmental trivia, such as who is now third in line for the presidency, which party currently controls the House, which party currently controls the Senate, the name of the senate majority leader, who took over for Pellosi as Speaker of the House, what the three branches of government are, how a bill becomes a law, any two, of the first ten amendments found in the Bill of Rights, including what they guarantee, followed up with a little suggestion that if they are not able to answer at least half of these questions, they may prefer to refrain from casting a ballot at this time, and instead leave the difficult choice of which piece of chicken to drop on their plate to one that has a little more education stored in their skull, but,... I won't bring it up. I'll just stick with the coleslaw and a biscuit.

Pack it in, Pachyderm, you torture me!,

-Fleeing Bellocq