Ohhhh, vodka in the freezer is awesome. I have some chocolate vodka there.

Seriously, other people don't find the concept of mothers horrifying? I am intoxicated enough to ask you guys this. Usually I try to pretend to be at least a little normal. But I am seriously revolted by the idea of a motherly therapist. Like it actually makes me feel nauseous. I panic at the thought of having female therapist.