Hi Gretchen,
Welcome.
If I were to announce that I would be glad to be your sponsor, you would actually be able to hear a rolling wave of laughter rounding the earth as the news arrived in each country.
I'm a hot mess, too.
So, it would not be advisable for me to act as a sponsor to you, but I am around if you are ever having an really "sucking the bat" kind of night, and on a rare occasion, a broken bead of wisdom might drop out of my pocket, that may be useful.
I guess I'm trying to say, I get you girl, sucks I don't have the skills your looking for, but in a time of total crisis...
I got your back,
-Fleeing Bellocq
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