Hamster, (only my opinion, but...)

There are as many names for male masturbation, as there are names in which men choose to Christian their penis'. I doubt even men find this unfair. And I also have never heard of a man being called anything, especially sleazy for masturbating. Hell, they could care less. Have you heard the term, "circle jerk?"

I rest my caae,

-Fleeing Bellocq