How cute, the kissing! Every day!

When I was an elementary school, several boys, all my classmates, locked me in a room and started kissing me all at the same time, and I really liked that just for the fact. Girls were all in another room of the apartment we were in, and said bad things about me afterwards.

You would think that I'd go on to have threesomes and many more somes with multiple men when I grew up, but no - my sexual experiences have all been vanilla, conservative, 1-1, and mostly matrimonial. Go figure!